But Definitely by Humans Who Should Know Better
Every summer, British Columbia and Ontario brace for wildfire season — and every summer, social media braces for conspiracy season. The smoke rolls in, evacuation alerts go out, and someone online confidently declares that the fires were caused by a Directed Energy Weapon. Not lightning. Not drought. Not wind. And certainly not the guy who flicked a cigarette into dry brush behind the Tim Hortons.
No — a space laser.
