Another Shit Sandwich From the Fly on the Wall
Can you imagine having to substitute a cup of coffee with 200 reps suggested by Fitness Guru Mike Chang? Well, I’ve done it. Some days. And that’s where the Fly on the Wall begins its latest briefing — hovering above a man who once drank coffee like it was a constitutional right, now sitting there bloated and resentful while some smug machine composes prose with the detachment of a war correspondent who never had to dodge a single bullet. The Fly circles, unimpressed, watching the abdominal inflation rise like a poorly timed soufflé.
